

Random"Hey Mum," I said, "can I get a new cellphone?" She looked over at me and smiled. "Why, sure honey. We can give it to you for Christmas." I coughed quietly. She sighed. "Oh, come on Edward, you're 15, for god's sakes. Don't expect us to just keep giving you whatever you want whenever you want because when you leave home you'll be- oh, no you don't. Don't you DARE." I leant over her and rested the palm of my hand lightly across the car horn. "I'll do it," I said. She took a deep breath and pressed her fingers to her temple. "Please, honey," she said slowly. "I really can't deal with this right now, okay?" IRandom


Kill Claudio“Kill Claudio”, she hissed.Kill Claudio
“What, you mean, like Kill Bill?” “No! I mean, like, kill Claudio!” “Which is like Kill Bill.” “This has nothing to do with Bill! There is no Bill in this story!” “I know, but what I’m saying is it’s a similar concept…” “It’s nothing like that, you fool. If it were, I wouldn’t be wasting my time here talking to an idiot like you, now would I? No. I’d be running around in a yellow jumpsuit chopping people’s heads off with a samurai sword and there’d be horribly fake blood spurting everywhere, that’s what I’d be doing. And you know in fact, that sounds like a good idea. Give me yo
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I have a new account
:iconrabuMYV:
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can it be raep time nao?
*watches you*
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Anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain.
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Life's like an hourglass glued to the table.
and im lovin' it..
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Life is a permanant limp dick with the occaisional BlowJob
I got here from edzull's page, and I like your stuff, so I'm going to watch you now.
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